i have a jawache ):

you know, the kind you get when you stuff your mouth with lots and lots of jaw-breaking multi-coloured gobstoppers and bite them real hard. hm the thing is i'm not so stupid as to try that stunt (again) so the cause of this jawache remains a mystery.

i'm gonna meet Mr Gold Digger Dentist tomorrow. he's gonna prod around my mouth, stick mirrors inside, pour lots of dental powder (which, when mixed with saliva, creates a minty paste that is just gross), screw my mouth with that drill gun and tickle me with that sucker thing that looks like a straw.

bloodshed is inevitable so it's best if i mentally prepare myself for the morning battle. it's do or die.